Mr. McDowell was not impressed by our performance Sunday night. The TOMizzle was the only one who enjoyed a most ripping cover when the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. Had only the Packers kicked an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H, the rest of us would have covered.
On the whole, this was a terrible week for the MLLC, but that seems to be the case almost every week. Together, we went 27-40-2 for -28 units. Edge led the charge with a perfect 0 for 3, -15 unit week. He wasn't alone in his winless performance. His son-in-law and Golf Coach also earned the golden sombrero. JBrown's Mom narrowly avoided losing all three on the strength of a college push. The lone bright spot was Reaper. He was our first member in two weeks to go 3-0. It will be interesting to see how being surrounded by Ganga smokers all week in the Caribbean will affect his abilities.
There were some other interesting developments. Dommie Kosar, Uncle PJ, and Reaper narrowly gained a third of the largest College Cover when Michigan put down a truly biblical ass-whipping on the Rutgers Chris Christies. The NFL day games provided some drama as T-$ battled it out with 5 Strong Football and The King for the largest NFL Day Vapor Cover. Ultimately, the Vikings covered by just a smidge more than TB12, regaining T-$ a share of that sweet, sweet bonus pie.
In other Vapor news, both Dommie Kosar and Roy Betterman narrowly missed adding their names to All Time leader boards. Dommie just missed becoming the first person in two years to go a perfect 3-0 on Vapors. Currently, Meehoe, T-$, and 5 Strong Football are each sitting at 2-0. Roy Betterman avoided the disgrace of the perfect 0-3 Vapor run when Tampa Bay narrowly defeated a Cam-less Panther squad last night. That accomplishment has only been achieved one time before. Well, before Sunday. Let me send a special congratulations out to JBrown's Mom for being the first person in two years to miss all three of the picks they felt strongest about - truly Wall of Shame worthy.
Week 5 News and Notes
Curse of First strikes again - Meehoe replaces Dommie Kosar at the top of the leaderboard.
3-0 - Reaper
0-3 - Edge, Cheesesteak, Golf Coach (0-2-1 - JBrown's Mom)
Falling Fast - Golf Coach dropped 8 spots
High Riser - Meehoe, 5 Strong Football and Uncle PJ all jumped 7 spots
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