Tuesday, September 27, 2016
15 Unit Week Alert
Lots of moving and shaking going on in the Major League Lock Club during Week Three. The Curse of First struck for the first time (when the leader coming into the week goes 0-3). The good news for Golf Coach is he was kicking everyone's ass so bad, he is still tied for 2nd and only one point out of the lead. We had 33 units worth of Vapor Locks come through and 32 units of Vapor Locks not. Meehoe jumped all of the way from 10th into 1st on the strength of his Michigan pick. Gator had his first cover but still managed to lose 11 units on the week. But the biggest props of the week are split between Uncle PJ (seen above with his adoring public) and Roy Betterman,
Perfection is perfected so I'ma let 'em understand. Uncle PJ dropped the FULL 15 UNIT WEEK on that ass like he was Snoop and the rest of us were the bitches in the living room gettin' it on (and you better believe we were expected to stay until 6 in tha moanin'). Meanwhile, let us pay our proper respects to Roy Betterman who also achieved perfection for the FULL -15 UNIT WEEK. Roy's career in the MLLC has kind of mirrored that of CM Punk thus far. He came in highly touted and immediately earned respect. This was followed by proof he wasn't ready to main event the big show and ended with a true ass kicking that left no doubt. My man is currently reeling, riding a six-game losing streak and sitting at -21 units.
In other news, Str8 Cash Homie had a rough week, dropping from 4th to 14th as a result of losing five in a row. He did manage to right the ship with his Prime Time selection of Dallas (it is worth noting he is the only member of this league to ever play for a team he is wagering on). If nothing else, history has shown us that Str8 Cash Homie is a man of streaks, It may not be good news for the league that he has gotten his down spell out of the way early. The same can be said for 5 Strong Football who managed to move up nine spots on the strength of their College Vapor Lock.
News and Notes from Week 3
3-0 Club - Uncle PJ and J Browns Mom
0-3 Club - The TOMizzle, Roy Betterman, Golf Coach
Free Falling - Roy Betterman dropped 10 spots from 12th to 22nd
High Riser - Uncle PJ moved up 11 spots from 17th to 6th and is only 2 units out of first
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