Will Pimps Cry?

Here we go!  The true home-stretch is upon us and ANYTHING can happen?  Will Gator hold?  Will his NFL Night Vapor Lock be his undoing in Week 13?  Can CDes/Bink overcome their ill-timed penalty?  Will The King's NFL Day Vapor Lock catapult him to his first title?  Will Silky Johnson once again lay in the cut until the final week before snatching victory from the jaws of defeat?  Will The Whole F'n Show pull that off instead?  Will The TOMizzle use his two remaining Vapor Locks to shock the world and win a championship in his first season?  Will Dirty D go undefeated to finish tied for the worst single season record of all time?  Will AAN somehow manage to do worse than Dirty D and still that honor away from him?

All of that and we haven't even talked about the Closest to Zero money!

As for Saturday, Big Ten rivalry action gets things started off at noon.  The Ohio State University will, of course, do battle with Big Blue on ABC.  Both Gator and OG Big Nugg are rolling with the underdog Buckeyes +1.5.  Uncle PJ, Hitman, and Dirty D will all be tuned into the Big Ten Network to watch the Hurrying Hoosiers -6.5 do battle with the wholly-incompetent Purdue Boilermakers.  The TOMizzle loves the Cocks...to keep it within 17.5 over on ESPN.  In fact, he loves the Cocks so much, he "Vapor Locked" them (look it up on urbandictionary).  At 12:20, CDes/Bink like the Orangemen at +3 to cover in a little Catholic-on-Catholic crime game to be found on ESPN3.

At 2:00, Silky Johnson's Ragin' Cajuns will be doing battle against Appalachian State on ESPN3.  ULL is receiving 23 in a game, quite frankly, I can't believe is even being televised over the internet.  At 3:00, the elder statesmen of Ladder 1 both have action going.  Captain has taken USC -3 over UCLA on ESPN2.  AAN is rolling with the Tide -13.  The King says, "Not so fast, my friend!" taking Auburn.  That game is on CBS.

We finish up with two night caps.  First, The Whole F'n Show looks to get back into the money with the Temple Owls -12.  That game is at 7:00 on ESPNU.  Then at 8:00, the Golf Coach will be watching the bedlam and pulling for Oklahoma State +4.

Notes for Sunday:  Everyone has taken a 1:00 game, except for Gator, The King, The Whole F'n Show, and Hitman.  The Hitman has an 11 unit Vapor Lock on Arizona which could put him dangerously close to 0.  Every one has taken the Patriots except for Dirty D (Cleveland) and the Golf Coach (Denver).