Meet Your Lock Club Questionnaire Form
Your Full Name:
Jason L. Welty
Your Desired Lock Club Nickname:
Well Tea
Birthplace:
Naptown
Currently Residing in:
Tallynasty
High School/College/PostGrad:
Avon – Hanover – IU via IUPUI
Sports Played and Level:
Football / Track – college,
Basketball / Wrestling / Track – HS
Current Profession:
Chief District Legislative
Assistant and Server
Greatest Sports Accomplishment:
3x All-American (1st
team, 2nd team and HM)
Greatest Gambling Accomplishment:
Suckering the Beltera Casino into
giving me a free room every other weekend while walking away up over a couple
of grand during 2002 and 2003. They
still send me free stuff trying to recoup their money.
One interesting fact no one else in the MLLC knows about
you:
I am acquainted with Corey Simon
and he is still bitter about his time with the Colts. He has a particular disdain for Jim Irsay. I also once help Peter Boulware run for
political office.
As of this moment in history, what is your favorite song:
Nirvana - Something In The Way
You have the floor. Pontificate on any topic that you would
like. Imagine that you have been given a
segment on SportsCenter or 60 Minutes:
I’d like to speak about several topics.
First, I was recently reminded of my father. For those of you who haven’t met
me, my father passed away in February 2013 from cancer, which originated in his
colon and prostate. So, gentlemen, if you’re that age, please don’t skip a
screening. He hadn’t missed a screening for years, and the first one he missed
ended up being the most important one.
I play DOTA 2.
I once traded Alex Rodriguez for
Christian Guzman, Dustin Hermanson and eventually Mike Hampton. Fantasy
God. To this day I still remember the
description that Rotowire used for Dustin Hermanson “He’s 10lbs of nasty,
stuffed into a 5lb bag.”
I have a desire to be a house
flipper, but I have neither the capital nor the testicular fortitude to make it
happen.
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